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Freakquencies: Your Personal Attunement Guide & Soundtrack

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Are you ready to have your unique freakquency delivered right to your inbox? We just need a few bits of information from you, at which point our magic machine elves will get right on production. To learn more about this offering, visit: Freakquences.

Please allow up two business days for delivery, but we'll aim to get it there sooner.

Let's find your freakquency.

First off. Let's not be strangers. What's your first name?

Hey , nice to meet you. And what's your last name?

And your email address?

And ... just in case we can't reach you via email, please provide your phone number as a backup (optional)

On to your birth deets

Sweet. Now please provide your date of birth

Diggity. Now please provide your birth time. If you don't know, simply choose 1:11 and leave a note in the notes section at the end about when you'd like me to roughly guess for you. ;)

Awesomesauce. Now please provide your birth city, state and country

And to ensure your pronouns right and tune your package to fit you.

What's your jam?

Okay, your energetic particulars are locked and loaded for the basis of your report and song. Now on to your personal soundtrack — the personalized song that comes with your guide. The more specific you can be here, the more uniquely yours it will feel. Songs you love. Artists you keep returning to. A vibe. A moment. Don't worry about being 'right' — there are no wrong answers, just clues that help us weave something true to you.

Favourite genres or styles?

Vibe or mood?

Anything to avoid?

Tempo Preference

Do you have a voice preference?

Do you know your own vocal comfort range?

This is optional, but could be AMAZEBALLS. Imagine your song sung in a range you can sing along to comfortably — and tuned to resonate naturally inside your skull. Take 2 minutes at Timbrica and paste the "Comfortable Range" result below.

If you would prefer your report and song in a language other than English, let us know and we'll do our best to accomodate.

What are some of your favourite songs?

Favourite artists or bands?

Whew. Nearly there. One last thing ... if you have anything else to add/request, this is your opportunity.

Finally, it's time to pay the piper (hey, that's me!)

These are expensive to create (in time, energy and scheduling to me) so pretty soon, I'm going to need to start raising the price on these. I started with $42 in beta, going with $111 for now (because my pendulum told me so 😉) and pretty soon I'm going to need to either charge 3-4x as much or have it as a bolt on instead to a consulting offering. We'll see how that unfolds, eh?